There
is a successful Twitter account which brilliantly collates the
clichés in football. They are provided by managers, players, pundits
and fans alike. From 'come-and-get-me pleas' to 'hijacked' moves,
January is a month in which football provides plenty of material for
the internet to chuckle about.
It
is when the lines between cliché and law become blurred that
problems begin to arise. On Sunday afternoon, we saw this in
abundance.
There
are two offences in football where popular interpretation departs
from fact on a regular basis; the forceful tackle and the isolated
defender hauling down an attacker on a goalward path.
Laurent
Koscielny's dismissal in Sunday's second fixture was entirely
correct, as was Howard Webb's decision to give Martin Skrtel a yellow
card for halting Danny Welbeck. The concerning thing is that many of
the people employed to explain why they were correct did not know
how to.
The
words of commentary teams and pundits find their way onto the council
pitches of the UK with regularity. When a Sunday League footballer
(who, as ever, could have made it...) screams the words “he was the
last man, ref!”, remember to address your letters of complaint to
Niall Quinn.
'The
last man' is a notion which comes up regularly, yet has absolutely no
place in the football rulebook. It is the clearest example of those
around football saying something incorrect so frequently that it
begins to carry some weight.
This
isn't the greatest problem area though. The 'denial of a clear
goalscoring opportunity' is a relatively simple decision to make and
it almost always involves more than one official. The presence of a
covering defender is a factor, but not the primary justification for
a decision either way.
The
interpretation of tackling is a far more significant problem in the
game. The judgement of a tackle usually falls on the referee alone
and in the short moments he has to make his decision, there is a
worry that the same clichés that flood from the mouths of onlookers
whirl around his head.
The
two phrases of concern are 'studs showing' and 'two-footed'. Both are
worthy of consideration, but at no point do they figure in the
rulebook. When Niall Quinn, Mark Bright or Andy Townsend justifies a
referee's dismissal with one of these lines, football as we knew it
slips further away.
Vincent
Kompany's red card against Arsenal was not the first time that the
big defender has been a victim of the fear that now surrounds the
strong tackle. Nobody wants to see another Eduardo or Ramsey, but
prevention methods should not harm the game.
Strong
tackling is not consigned to the archives in the same folder as the
legal back-pass or the quarter-tonne boot. The names of players who
spent their careers charging into 50/50 challenges before lifting the
vanquished foe from the turf have not been gone from the game for too
long.
Take
Paul Ince and Roy Keane. Modern football would be terrified by their
style of play, but did their methods leave opponents with shattered
bones each week? Only when they wanted it to.
It
is too late to halt the changing nature of our game. The key phrases
are already a part of the pundit's vernacular and, if we are to
speculate, the officials who are employed to enforce the rules too.
Look
at the 'studs showing' line. Where did that come from? It came from
challenges like Keane's on Alf-Inge Haaland where the studs sunk into
the Manchester City midfielder's knee. It also stems from tackles
where a player's challenge goes over the ball and strikes an
opponent. Simply, it was a phrase used to differentiate between
kicking somebody with the leather of the boot and planting the studs
into them. In all of the examples, the ball was rarely a factor.
In
today's game, however, the studs are said to be showing a number of
times per game. Even when the studs are attached to a boot that is
sliding along the grass, they are showing and people react as if
Nigel de Jong is kung-fu kicking people again.
If
the studs are planted in the ground as you attempt a sliding
challenge, two things are true. Firstly, you are not sliding. As a
result of the 'not sliding tackle', the chances of suffering injury
are greatly increased.
It
is possible to perform a strong and safe tackle regardless of what
direction your studs are pointing. If we are going to become so
offended when a player goes to ground in a head-to-head challenge, we
have effectively outlawed it already.
Kompany's
red card has been overturned by the FA, but still there are people
who are deeply offended by the notion of the two-footed tackle,
despite the second foot hardly being involved and the ball being won
long before Wilshere arrived at the scene. “But both feet were off
the ground,” they say, “so the rules say he had to be sent off.”
They
do not. There are three categories of illegal tackle in the rulebook.
The 'careless' tackle merits nothing more than the award of a
free-kick. A 'reckless' tackle would involve the disregard of another
player's safety and should result in a yellow card. Finally, a tackle
that uses 'excessive force' can be punished with a red card because
it exceeds the level of force that is necessary and is in danger of
injuring an opponent.
There
are four types of tackle if you include another category; the legal
tackle. A tackle which uses both feet could actually fall into any of
these categories, yet the majority of fans would immediately place it
into the most severe.
'Two-footed
tackles' became an official term of criticism due to tackles like
Steven Gerrard's on Gary Naysmith in the Merseyside derby. That was a
dangerous two-footed tackle. Kompany's was not. It wasn't even close.
Comparisons
between football and rugby do not tend to meet with approval from
either side, but the oval ball game is far superior in the way it
categorises the severity of offences.
In
football, a two-footed tackle or one with the studs visible could be
anything from legal to dangerous. There is no such room for
interpretation in rugby. If you turn an opponent beyond the
horizontal, you will be leaving the field of play. While football
asks officials to interpret a challenge using particularly vague
definitions, we need to stop throwing the ill-informed clichés
about.
They
have crept into the consciousness of everybody involved in the game
and as a result, the strong tackle is a dying breed. Very few people
apply the rules to the context of a challenge and search for a
precedent instead. No two tackles are identical and to think that the
black and white theory of rugby laws can be applied to football is
foolish.
Football
is evolving and our constant outrage at the tackle is one of the
driving forces. While nobody wants to see players injured, we are
likely to eradicate the 50/50 challenge all together unless we stop
allowing the clichés to overpower the rules.